This is tragic.

Raising your voice theatrically, nitpicking and finding faults. That was not the purpose - Give an alternative. A workable alternative. Not just accenting your words with weird intonation.

Listening was a torture in itself. Watching was like Greek tragedy unfolding. Winced at every weird syllable uttered. Ouch.

The big HOW is left unanswered. Get your act together.