Taken from 'Bruce Almighty'

God: Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick.

A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle.

A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle.

People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is *they* have the power.

You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.


Bruce: How do you make so many people love you without affecting free will?

God: Heh, welcome to my world, son. If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.